|CHosCHiko: Be fu~CHin' post~apoCHalyptiCH CHyber CHoofbeast witCH image of biggest badass ever and personality of fu~CHin' CHlumsy CHero from stories for fillies|
UmCH simply I love number 615 and 3 (/w^)"~<3
TCHat's all fu~CHers
But tCHanks so muCH for every (/w^)
My tablet finally works!!!
TCHat means I CHan start witCH normal CHommissions and trades (/w^)
BTW sometimes I take CHomestuCHk, BleaCH and My Little Pony requests (/w^)
But don't ask about tCHem wCHen I'm in request mode you CHan find it in my polls or in desCHriptions of aCHtual piCHtures (/w°)
If you will not be able to aCHCHept tCHis simple rule I CHlose tCHem permanently (/˛-)"
CHey fu~CHers! (/w<)
WCHen I gave u a llama don't say "tCHanks" or otCHer sCHits (/˛°)"
Simply give me one baCHk and I will be fu~CHin' CHappy! (/˛^)~<3
Just CHomestuCHk CHanon CHaraCHters no OCHs!!!
Your order must inCHlude a full descCHiption of wCHat you want not just CHaraCHter name!
No Gamzee/Tavros, Tavros/Vriska, Dave/Jade, Davesprite/Jadesprite sorry I'ma CHater >xD
If you are not idiot and you understand tCHe rules feel free to order sometCHing I don't bite ~<3
Hey do not read this shit guys >xD|
Imma working on new bio IGNORE this yeah?! >xD
I was young and stupid... >xD
At first Imma Slovak...
But I live in Prague for now >xD
CHow you CHan CHall me witCHout you piss me off
Bibi(my stupid real name ~ doesn't sounds like a fu~CHin' name for some fu~CHin' dog?! >:/) but I'm ok witCH Beeeeee or Pony (eeyup tCHat's my name and everypony CHall me just Pony >xD) or Kiri~kiri (some weird imitation of tCHe word Kirin but sounds CHute and I aCHCHept tCHis sCHit like my FU~CHin' niCHkname! >:])
CHow old I'm
15-1+6+1 = 21 >:] (CHounting witCH Espada...and Berry-CHan >xD)
TCHat means I'm not teenager even tCHougCH it looks so >:/
My zodiaCH sign is libra and I'm really proud of it! (yes I love my awesome patron troll ~ Terezi >:])
Beasts I like
I am studying in CHorseman CHigCH sCHool so it means I love CHorses and ponies >:]
But kittens, squids, CHuttlefisCHs, newts and CHrows are awesome too (umCH I tCHink I love all tCHe CHreatures in tCHis fu~CHin' planet but I CHate dogs ~ now I'm ready to die! (/˛<))
And wCHen we talk about mytCHiCHal CHreatures I'm fu~CHin' obsessed witCH kirins ~ tCHey are an integral part of my sCHitty life and I love everyCHing about tCHem (/w<)~<3
Food wCHiCH you CHan feed me
AnytCHing witCH strawberries umCH maybe baCHon or CHoCHo! (/w^)
I love sweet umCH and basiCHally I eat only sweets (and sCHitty food from fastfoods CHuz my mom is lazy bit~CH and I'm too CHlumsy for CHooking >:/)
But of CHourse wCHen I'm CHigCH I eat everytCHing I find >xD (sweets & ganja rulezZz my world!!!)
Beware I CHave an allergy to peas and paniCH of mussels and snails (tCHese are tCHe only tCHings tCHat I do not eat >:/)
Go get drunk witCH me ~ anytime
UmCH yes I love alCHoCHol and I do not mind (but mom ~ it's a different story)
My favorite drink is BaCHardi witCH strawberry milk and MotCHer fu~CHer (StroCH 80% + green AbsitCH + pink grapefruit) >xD
But I love beer too ~ Kirin ICHiban and CHeineken are my favorites! (/w°)
So someone wants to go drunk witCH me?! >xD
WUB WUB WUB!!!
I grew up in Slovakia at tCHe time of dnb boom ~ wCHat musiCH do you tCHink I'm listening to >xD
I love dnb and dubstep (umCH and retro and CHappy sCHits) and of CHourse tCHe wCHole lifestyle around it (MDMA~partys~friends yeaCH tCHis is my way of life >xD)
Okey and otCHer faCHts about me are CHensored ... ratCHer (/˛<)"
I am not an angel, and seriously I do not like the laws and poliCHe and very often I get into trouble (/˛<)
So tCHe destruCHtion of publiCH morality is my CHobby (/˛-)"
I fu~CHin' love my fandoms wCHitCH means I'm obsessed witCH CHomestuCHk ~ My little Pony ~ BleaCH >:]
Also I use troll quirk based on replaCHing letters c, h, ch, è (in my motCHer language) witCH CH and use ~ as CHensorsCHip (/w°)
After all I'm just poor dreamer really addiCHted on CHute, fluffy, soft (CHubby) and sweet tCHings (/w^)~<3
Yes I'm 615% Strawberry~neko~rainbow~cawcaw~wubwub~troll~sweetsmaniaCH so plz aCHCHept it Pony is just a CHildisCH retard wCHo believes in traffiCH CHone~CH, wCHose enemy is breadstuff... (/_<)"
But Imma still CHool~CHute~&~awesome bit~CHes and diCHktlemans! (/w<)
And afterall I'm too CHyperaCHtive to CHommuniCHate over tCHe Internet (/˛°)"
TCHis not mean tCHat I ignore everypony but I'm just too busy(read lazy) to replying >xD
Internet CHommuniCHation is just boring to me ~ I support real friendsCHip (/w^)"
~ maCH beloved CHute little CHubby girlfriend (/w*)~<3
~ wub yezZz maCH awesome sweet matesprit (/w*)~<3
~ OMGCH I see rainbow in your stars bit~CH (/w<)~<3
~ responsible one umCH yezZz I'm adult one (/w^)~<3
~ u bit~CH aCHaCHa wub ya (/w°)~<3
~ waifu... U know... U know CHow fu~CHin muCH I love you (/w*)